writing an essay in college is just like *opens a word doc**writes nothing**drinks coffee**wanders the library**perfect source is behind a paywall**spends an hour crafting a one-sentence thesis**drinks coffee**writes half the essay in one sitting**finds a good quote and almost starts crying**stresses over how vague the prompt is**drinks coffee*
if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything








